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Return of Kung-Fu Devil

my F.U. is strong!

Kung-fu Devil
5 April 1972
My name is Steven. I am smarter than King Solomon, and I am bigger than you. I speak in riddles, poetry, profanity, and gibberish, depending on which voice in my head is loudest at the time.

I test casino software for a living. I also read books, design games of all kinds, smoke pot, read minds, reveal destinies, and have sex, though not as a part of my job.

I can see you, right now.